Thursday, July 9, 2015

I never thought I'd write this post

Spa Cosmo - with freshly squeezed juices
That title is such clickbait! But no really, I never thought I'd write this post - partly because I'm a horrible procrastinator and it reached a point where I thought I may never write it (was waiting for "the perfect time") and also because it's about to say nice things about a chain restaurant, and not just because they fed me. Although, to be fair, if they hadn't offered to feed me I probably never would have gone there again.

What mysterious chain am I talking about? Well, JOEY.

Blueberry Mojito
I had been there a couple times before, always to the Polo Park location, once shortly after it opened for dinner where the service wasn't great and my cashew-something-or-rather failed to have cashews in it, and then a few times for drinks and appies. To be perfectly honest, I wasn't generally rushing back there. Then they invited me to come and try their new summer menu. Admittedly, I was just in for the free food as my stance on such invites is that free ___________ does not equate a glowing blog post. It may get praise, silence, or, if whatever you've given me is truly horrid, it may get a scathing review.

Well, colour me surprised.

Other than the negative first impression of a half naked hostess leading me into their light filled indoor/outdoor patio space, I really truly enjoyed myself. Having spent the last mutters something unintelligible years working in chain restaurants, I'm generally a little cynical. Many just do not so creative things with standard ingredients from suppliers like Sysco. Even if I choose to believe only a portion of the pro-Joey propaganda that we were fed on the side, no one can argue with the sheer amount of things that are fresh squeezed, baked or portioned. Just like at your favourite local foodie haunt, it in theory is possible that JOEY could run out of a best-seller one dinner service because of demand. 
Mezze Plate

They allowed us to try all of the items on their new summer menu, including the Mezze Plate which reminded me of my travels to Europe and Korean Fried Cauliflower, which has a sweet chili sauce component that I'm a sucker for. Giving us their Spa Cosmo and Blueberry Mojito to try was also a nice touch!


THAT. That is a watermelon radish!

Lobster and Prawn Ravioli
Sliders Royale


The 500 Salad made me want to find watermelon radish and put it as a garnish on everything I make. The salad, which has wheat berry, (whatever that is), was also really great. A skeptical seafood eater, I really enjoyed the Lobster and Prawn Ravioli (lobster packed ravioli, white wine cream sauce, topped with grilled prawns, and fresh dill) although you might want to plan to eat that on a gym day to ease the guilt of such a decadent comfort food!




Other dishes we got to try were the Sliders Royale, Roti Chicken Club and all three of their desserts: Key Lime Pie, Baked to order Apple Pie and Molten Lava Chocolate Souffle.

Lava!
So again, colour me surprised, but JOEY Restaurants really truly does seem to be passionate about food and perhaps my dislike of chain restaurants needs to change... a smidge. It's like hating a band because they play an arena instead of a smoky dive bar - maybe *some* of the chains have gotten where they are because of dedication and passion for what they do. Although, someone still needs to put some clothes on the female staff.
Key Lime and Apple pies








 

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Pssst.... wanna buy a castle?

Needless to say, there are not a lot of castles for sale in Manitoba, or perhaps even Canada. Which is probably a good thing because most castles were built in the days before indoor plumbing and central heating, two things I consider essential.

There is however, a "castle" for sale right here in Winnipeg, at 494 College Ave. In around 1906, construction started on this epic building (no, I don't know details like that at the drop of a hat, there is a incredibly detailed 3 part blog post on West End Dumplings).

People have been writing about this gorgeous house since the 50s according to a piece written by The Times two years ago, AND NOW YOU COULD OWN IT!!!

Since I refuse to consider the neighbourhood to be a downside to this property (because, it isn't, get over it) I would say that the complete lack of a back yard would be the only thing that might keep you from running out and buying this. It does have a pretty great front yard though, and trust me, you meet way more neighbours in your front yard vs. the back.

According to the listing for this property, 494 College is currently divvied up into 6 suites and assuming you live on the main floor in the 3 bedroom suite, you get to collect $2275 a month in rent! To point out the obvious, that means you would be being paid to live there... (assuming you could get away with 5% down, which you actually probably couldn't because it's a rental, but assuming you could, your mortgage would be $1344/mo based on the current asking price of $299,000 - but it's now been on the market for a month so you could maybe even get it a little bit less). Personally I would slowly start reclaiming some of the suites as personal living space, but so long as you left one or two you could still basically live for free. In a CASTLE.

Living in this house would put you in great company, with some of these other notable homes in Winnipeg, as found here.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

I should clarify...

342 Boyd

By no means do I think that renters can't make good neighbours. There is a house for sale near me that I keep saying things along the lines of "needs to be owner occupied" when I speak of it.

The reason I hold a current bias to it being lived in by the owner is this: in its current state (which, is technically unlivable due to the pipes being stolen, probably for drug money...) being advertised as a "Handyman special" it unfortunately will attract many of what we not-so-affectionately call slumlords. These are the folks who will do the absolute bare minimum to make the house "liveable" again and then throw tenants in there with empty promises of future renovations. One of the problems with the cycle of poverty is what it does to your spirit. The people who don't know their rights, who no longer have the energy to fight for themselves, who don't believe enough that they deserve better are the people who will most likely end up in a house like this.






Now, of course, there have been many well intentioned landlords who take a property that is in disrepair and actually bring it to a standard that almost any middle class person would be willing to live in, only to have it destroyed by bad tenants. I wish I could even say that this is the exception rather than the rule. However, if you take a property that will likely only be rented to people who are out of options, however well intentioned they might be, it's going to be hard as hell for them especially with whatever other struggles they may have, to help maintain that house.

Add to that that this house is in what I would describe as a "key location". It is in a cluster of primarily rental housing that teeters on the edge of volatility. People tend to behave in a manner that is appropriate to their surroundings - if it becomes apparent that no one in this cluster gives a f*ck then all of the houses are likely to suffer. Put one strong, community-minded homeowner (because no matter how good a landlord is who buys it, they aren't there all the time) in the middle who won't put up with garbage from the other rentals and you slowly get a shift.

In fact, the current owner, whom I'm told is being foreclosed on, is not a good neighbour and it's had an impact. So no, not even all owner occupied homes are "good".

The owners previous to the current one LOVED this house. I always felt like they got lost on their way to Wolseley and we were the lucky recipients. When I first moved to the neighbourhood nine years ago (as of March 1st!) they were the people I gravitated towards because their passion shone out of their house like a beacon. I have not had a full tour of the house, but assuming it hasn't changed much since my mother-earth loving people moved to BC (as you do when you're a full-on hippie!) it probably needs a few coats of a more neutral paint as a start; the kitchen was an interesting shade of mauve last I saw it! It might have been described as needing TLC even before the pipe stripping incident...
So. Much. Purple.
So, if you have a bit of an imagination, a bucket full of elbow grease and another one full of sweat equity you can buy a gem of a house for TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS less s than 5 years ago! Please don't let the neighbourhood scare you off, I will literally give you a run down of each and every house nearby to help you understand your new surroundings - we are only afraid of the unknown. As an added bonus, I will also come over and lend a pint or two of elbow grease to that bucket.
Look at that loft!


Oh, and if you do buy it as a rental, you can be sure I will let you know if your tenants are up to no good. Or, even scarier, if you have good tenants but you treat them badly, I will help them find their voice to fight for their rights because I value all of my good neighbours, tenants most definitely included.


*All photos from original listing from 2011 - I haven't had a chance to see the house but I get the feeling that you might need to go into it with some positive images in your mind.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Way better than dinner for two (served by a waiter who hates you)

I can say that with authority, because I have been a server my entire adult life, and Valentine's Day is right up there with Mother's Day and New Year's Eve - while there may be some "normal" people who dine out on these "Special Occasions" (read: if you need a special reason to dine out, your waiter also hates you) the majority are people who are very far removed from understanding the social graces of this world (read: tipping, and treating wait staff like human beings). So, if you are looking for something to do the weekend of Valentine's Day, that doesn't involve a "romantic" table for two approximately one foot away from another couple - may I suggest Winnipeg Mardi Gras!

Running on both Friday February 13th and Saturday February 14th at the Winnipeg Convention Centre, Winnipeg Mardi Gras will be a great chance to shake off winter and maybe meet that special someone (Saturday allows for singles to "wear their heart on their sleeve" to make it easier to spot fellow singletons). If you're already in a relationship perhaps Friday evening's Zombie theme is more up your alley - I will let you infer what you will about couples and zombies.... ;)

I was lucky enough to get invited to the media preview of this event, and let me tell ya, if for some reason you're immune to wanting to get up and dance when you hear Zydeco music (Dwayne Dopsie and The Zydeco Hellraisers will be there again this year) then you should go just for the food. Oh... the food. I am inept and can't seem to get the menu to show up in this post, so click here to be taken straight to the menu. I think the Louisiana Style Shrimp with Pasta was my favourite, but whatever you do, be sure to leave room for the Basin St. Pudding - absolutely fantastic. I left the event with almost a full-term food baby!

So while I imagine going to the real thing down in New Orleans is also probably a lot of fun, Winnipeg Mardi Gras doesn't involve a plane ride (with a connection - shudder), over inflated hotel prices (as of writing this post you could stay at the Ft. Garry on Friday night for $111 or the Delta, right across the street for $139 on Saturday) or the smell of pee and vomit that permeates Bourbon St. on most weekends, never mind during Mardi Gras (yeah, the tourist brochures never mention that part...)

As for what you do to get your beads? Well, I'll leave that up to you ;)








*Yes, I got to go to the media event and they let me eat delicious food for free, but I wouldn't say nice things about it if I didn't mean it. If you don't believe me, invite me to try your horrible food for free. That said, I would probably stick to the wise words spoken by kindergarten teachers everywhere - "If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all"

Monday, January 12, 2015

Next thing you know we will get a Starbucks...

Well. The news is in.
Never has a store opening excited me this much. Oh, IKEA was great, I even got a sneak preview, but this, THIS is epic.

What could be getting me, generally against chains, quite so excited?

First, let's talk about the location of this new store. Salter St. and Flora Ave. Arguably the absolute core of Winnipeg's infamous North End. So, what have we got at that corner? Well, there is a grubby feeling Esso/Laundromat, Children of the Earth High School, Gill's Furniture Warehouse and, up until recently, a Petro Canada gas station with perpetually for sale fried chicken business inside.

Quite a few months ago they started what seemed to be dismantling the Petro Canada (the gas price on the sign last read 129.9 if that gives you an idea when it shut down). Only recently did it become obvious that it wasn't a complete tear down, but rather a massive renovation.

Then, the other day, this:

I literally cheered out loud as I drove by the sign.

Now, 7-11 is not without its faults, it truly is a convenience food store - should you want anything remotely healthy be prepared to pay through the nose for it. However, they are clean, their milk is always in date and they adhere to the maximum milk prices set out by the Province.
Oh, and they have SLURPEES.

I don't know how you missed it if you're a regular reader of my blog, but I bloody well love Slurpees. I can't explain it.  Otherwise I'm quite normal (ok, not really, but I can skip most of the things that other people can't live without and I'm indifferent to regular pop). 7-11 has always been my first stop when travelling to get a sense of what basics like bottles of water (in places where you can't drink the tap water - bottled water is ridiculous otherwise) should cost; it sets a benchmark. They are always brightly lit, open and clean. Oh, and in Thailand, serve as an excellent bill-breaker for those ridiculous 500 and 1000 Thai baht notes that no one else will accept.

What else does this say? Well, I think it demonstrates that the North End has come a long way. Many years ago there was a 7-11 at the corner of Salter and Aberdeen (now a mom and pop convenience store) but it closed, if I had to hazard a guess it was probably because between shoplifting and robbery it wasn't a profitable location. The fact that they are setting up shop again tells me that perhaps the North End is turning a corner in the minds of people who analyze risk for a living.

So, rarely will you see me quite so excited about a big corporate store opening up shop, but since I buy about 80% of my milk at 7-11 (in one litre containers only, otherwise their prices are absurd) and 100% of my Frozen Carbonated Beverages (tee hee, that's the generic name for Slurpees) there and it's perfectly placed to be a pit stop on my way home if I've headed south, I am over the moon!

Oh, and to any of you negative Nancys who are making snide comments about poor people/large sized people etc, just remember, it's a 7-11 deep in the heart of Southern Suburbia that sells the most Slurpees every year.

Friday, December 19, 2014

How to shop for the holidays in a socially concious way


**Look for links right in the post with more down at the bottom!!**
If the person you are trying to buy a present for has cupboards full of food and didn't make a special request for something, chances are the best present for them isn't at the mall.

Lululemon is but one example of who's at the mall but they were just in the news because they *only* sold about $420 MILLION in the last quarter. They don't need your money. Many small business would be over the moon if they sold $42,000 in that same time-frame.

A quick side note, and this applies to everything from retail to restaurants and to the music and film industries. Every little fish of course wants to be a big fish. The bigger the fish you are the more successful you must be and the more money you should make. The more money you make the more freedom you have blah blah blah. It's a vicious circle and I certainly can't claim to not also wish for success for myself and my little vintage business. I don't hate on business for having been successful, but more so for how it often breeds greed.

That said, you do you think appreciates your support more, the big fish faceless corporation at the mall or the little fish?

It doesn't matter if you want to help people on the other side of the world with micro loans (imagine if a small loan was enough to start your own business and literally stop your family from starving to death) or your local artisan who is now able to put his/her kids in dance classes because of your purchase.

Photo of Danielle from her GoFundMe page
There are also other options that you can give to instead of buying a present at the mall - support a local artist, buy a handmade card (or make it yourself!) and tell them why you thoughtfully chose to support someone like Danielle from my blog post the other day. Danielle lives right here in Winnipeg and she has a brilliant mind but a body that doesn't quite function like most of ours. She needs a wheelchair to get around but the wheelchairs provided by our health care oddly enough aren't designed for Winnipeg winter use. Instead of giving up and sitting at home on disability she volunteers her time to help others. She will undoubtedly help others if she's able to get her law degree - but that's next to impossible if she's housebound because her wheelchair is broken or because she can't get through the snow. Why doesn't she just suck it up and buy herself one then you ask - well, what job do you know of that is going to pay her well enough to buy a $30,000 wheelchair when she can't always make it to work because she's stuck at home waiting for someone to come and fix her unreliable chair? See, another circle.

If children can ask for donations instead of presents for their birthdays (that's a big thing now) surely you can buy a goat (Oxfam), buy a homeless person dinner (Siloam) instead of getting your Aunt Mabel a Walmart gift card (The Oxfam link will take you to their site where you can buy more than just goats, lots of great items)
Buy a goat for someone (image from Oxfam website)



I'm not saying there's anything wrong with presents, but if you're going to give something tangible consider shopping local, as in locally made or sourced not something from the local mall. Remember a $40 present from a local shop or creator puts that money into the hands of someone you know*

*since Winnipeg has probably about 3 degrees of separation at best.



 
You can even shop from 100's of local shops from the comfort of your couch - if you've not yet heard of etsy it's a great place to be impressed by the ingenuity of those around us. They also have a lot of vintage items. Check out this link to search etsy listings just in Winnipeg: https://www.etsy.com/search?q=&order=most_relevant&locationQuery=6183235&page=1

The Scrap Came Back - a local upcycling shop on St. Anne's that says "All of our products are hand-made pieces constructed from hand-picked scrap. Many of our pieces are made from Manitoban artists, many of whom have disabilities. A few of our pieces are made by people overseas; all of these products are strictly fair-trade." http://thescrapcameback.com/

Similar to Oxfam, Plan Canada offers the chance to purchase items to help those in need in other parts of the world. Access to education, clean water, healthcare - all things we typically take for granted.  http://plancanada.ca/giftsofhope/

By no means is my list exhaustive - there are so many ways to give local, shop local and to help those in developing nations.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Know EXACTLY where your donation is going

'Tis the time of year where we are all in a giving mood, but where to donate our dollars?

Well, if you want to see your dollars in action, possibly quite literally, then you should donate to Danielle Otto.

Danielle is a Winnipegger with big dreams and an even bigger hurdle - winter. From her Go Fund Me page:
I've been a wheelchair user since was five years old, and I have an awesome life.
Wheelchairs are often seen as as very negative: confining, limiting. But my power chairs have been extremely liberating to me. I can go anywhere, anytime I want without anyone's help.  And because I have Cerebral Palsy, that is a level of mobility I'd never be able  to achieve without this technology. It's amazing.

I've done a lot with the freedom my chairs have given me. I have a degree in Psychology. I work as a counsellor in a health clinic, and as advocate for university students. I'm hoping to go to law school in the Fall of 2015.     

Unfortunately though, my current chair isn't working out so well. It has poor traction in cold or snowy environments (a BIG problem for someone living in downtown Winnipeg who is a a die-hard pedestrian and public transit user). The footrests have broken EIGHT TIMES in a year and half. They are not designed for the way I need to use them. 

It is a constant source of worry and frustration.

I can't simply request a better chair.  Wheelchair Services in Manitoba offers only a few pre-selected chairs, made by a single manufacturer, and it doesn't really matter if those truly meet your needs. 

So I'm hoping that you will help me buy a Permobil M400 Corpus 3G. This device is VERY expensive , but Permobil chairs are well-respected in the wheelchair industry for being of superior quality, and having cutting-edge features like a special powered footplate that will not snap without warning...and drumroll please...SNOW TIRES.

By donating toward the purchase of an M400, you will give me tremendous peace of mind, and enable me to keep working toward my goals without slowing down for repairs.

Since this is Winnipeg, I "know" Danielle by only one degree of separation, and what she doesn't mention in her writeup is all the time that she has spent volunteering. Or how hard it can be to get a job that pays enough to cover additional expenses associated with her Cerebral Palsy; what jobs do you know that young adults have that don't typically require someone to be able-bodied?

Danielle has a brilliant mind and to help this young woman attend law school, something that will come with additional challenges for her over the other students, would be a benefit to society as a whole. She's one of those "going to change the world" sort of people.

So, this holiday season, if you are looking to do some good, or perhaps make a donation in lieu of a gift, consider helping Danielle out. If you are local to Winnipeg, you might even get to see her roll on by with her new wheels - that's seeing your dollars in action!