According to this article in the Metro residents will still have to report the garbage under this "new" system. See, that's the biggest part of the problem - it's purely a complaint driven system.Call it a hunch, but I don't think the people doing the dumping are going to call it in, and if they happen to live in a cluster of other like minded people then it could take quite a while before it gets called in. The problem as well is these piles grow quickly once they get established. What starts out as a mattress and a chair quickly turns into giant piles.
So, for any of my readers who aren't lucky enough to know the ins and outs of the system, let me break it down for you.
- Email 311 (having a nice tidy paper trail makes it easier to hold them accountable later with times/dates)
- Wait up to 48 hours for a response. Hope no one lights the mattress someone put up against your fence/garage on fire
- Get email back from 311 asking you to clarify if it's actually in the lane or on private property.
Thank you for contacting Winnipeg 311. Due to a new process set up by the City we would need you to clarify if the items included are in the lane or on private property before we would be able to a request to have these items removed.Private property includes:1) The 1 to 1.5 foot section of property adjacent to the lane behind or beside a person's fence or garage is considered their property and not part of the lane.2) If the items are on the person's driveway (or part on their driveway, part on the lane)3) If the items are in the yard.4) If the items are beside a garbage bin as The City of Winnipeg no longer owns any bins and these are all considered private property.Once we have this information we can forward these issues to the correct department.
- Get frustrated because blogger started the count again at one even though this is number four and you can't figure out how to change it.
- Email back 311 clarify that it's not on private property (you must say this even if it's leaning on your fence, which by their definition IS private property - otherwise your complaint ends there and you still have the problem).
- Wait up to 48 hours for a response. Hope that the couch that has joined the mattress also doesn't get set on fire.
- Hurray! A response. Oh crap, it says that it will be investigated within 3 business days. It's now Friday. And it's cheque day*. Cross your fingers and toes that the mattress, couch, and their new friend, Mr. entertainment unit don't get lit on fire over the weekend.
- Mythical inspector comes by on Wednesday, verifies that it's abandoned, and that you don't secretly store your extra furniture in the lane.
- Oh crap, if today is Wednesday that means by the time he puts in his request for the pick up it is too late to be 48 hours from the next pick up, which at least here in a lot of the North End is Friday. So it gets scheduled for the next Friday.
- The inspector then drives by all of the other garbage in the lane and doesn't schedule it for pick up because it hasn't been reported. Even though they see all of it and could add it to the pick up sheet. It's just not how it works people, someone has to call that in or it's invisible to inspectors. That's my favourite step.
- It's next Friday! Yay! Wait, why didn't it get picked up? Oh, Emterra
sucksdoesn't have enough trucks/their truck is broken/who the hell knows...
- Seriously start praying, even though you're not religious, that the mattress, couch, loveseat, entertainment unit, bags of dirty diapers, chair and broken kitchen table don't get lit on fire.
- Sometime Saturday it hopefully all gets picked up. It might not though because the original ticket didn't list all of those items.
I bet you think I'm exaggerating. I wish I was.
So, sure, adding another pick up day will help a little, but if they want real change this is what needs to happen:
- No more of this complaint driven b.s. - if they are serious about wanting to prevent arson they need to just send trucks up and down the lanes picking up stuff
- If that can't happen because of some b.s. clause in the contract that was cooked up, then the by-law inspectors who spend all of their time driving to specific addresses to write down only the problems at that address need to be dispatched to just drive around generating the request for pick up tickets. Then that garbage MUST be picked up within 24 hours and ideally must never be out over the weekend (when crime really does seem to spike).
*Cheque day for those who are fortunate enough not to experience it, is the day when various government cheques come out (welfare, child tax, etc) and some (and I'm certainly not saying ALL, because lots of people have just fallen on hard times but are good people) of those recipients choose to spend that money on drugs/alcohol instead of using it for its intended purpose. This means that people who are clearly a bad judge of things are out and about making bad decisions because they are heavily under the influence. It's sort of like how even some people with jobs who get their paycheck on a Friday and blow it all by Sunday morning and spend the next two weeks bumming cash and smokes from you; except that instead of it being your one friend with bad judgement, it's him, all of his friends and some of their friends and they are more predisposed to lighting things on fire and stabbing each other. It's really fun, you should come see sometime. <--- i="">sarcasm font required. --->